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It's a Hundred and Six Miles to Chicago, We Got a Full Tank of Gas, Half a Pack of Cigarettes, It's Dark, and We're Wearing Sunglasses . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wednesday, December 13, 2000 --  tigole image

Honestly, I don't have much to update with.  I wasn't on Monday, had too much Real Life (tm) to deal with.  Apparently we killed Venril and some other shiznit.  Today a bunch of us took advantage of a Night of No Guildevents to do some more exploring of Necropolis.  So far my feelings are mixed on the zone.  I think I'd really like this zone if A) Melee could bind closer or B) Group Gaters could port to Western Wastes. 

The main drawback to Necropolis is related to Siren's Grotto, a.k.a Sirran's Ghetto. . .the Goatass of Velious.  I decided to contribute to you, the vast Everquest community, my review of Siren's Ghetto (well, actually I have jack and shit to post so I am just keeping the dogs at bay here).  I slaved over this review, pouring time, blood, sweat and tears into communicating all there is to know about Verant's gift to us, that gem of a waste of hardrive space known as Sirran's Goatass.  Without further delay, I present you with my review:

Siren's Grotto, A Review

by Tigole Bitties

Siren's Grotto is like a dream turned into a nightmare.  You find yourself snug in your bed, dreaming about eating fudge, then wake up with a spoon planted firmly in your ass.