I Smoke Two Joints Before I Smoke Two Joints and then I Smoke Two More . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, April 9, 2001 -- tigole
Kland and Zland
Eating the Brown Acid with Jimi Hendrix
Fool Klandicar died for the first time on The Nameless today. Being a Dragon-alligned guild, we found Ol' Klandicar smiling warmly at us. But it's just so hard to pass this monkey-faced leezurd without wanting to stab him a few thousand times. Kind of funny that Klandicar was the first and only dragon LoS has ever unleashed it's wrath on in Western Wastes. So the minute this foolman dies, I con a passing Wurm on CoV faction -- warmly. Anyway, loot on Klandicar is kind of a let down considering this ugly mo faka is one of the "First Brood" dragons. Check out his drops:
Makes ya wonder if Klandicar is Yelinak's twink or something. . .
Well, congrats Uggly on the Sleeper's Key (Kland's Talis). Like the headline says, we also killed Zlandicar again today. I could have sworn I took a screenshot but apparently I didn't because my harddrive is filled with nothing but stalkers. . .no dead Zland pics (not counting the 10 gigs of porn). Oh well, I think you'll live. Loot was good off of Zland. Sleeper's Key for Sinah, First Brood Talisman for Genjiro, Heart for Yvin, Frakadar's Talisman for Moca, Claw for Joboba. . prolly some other junk I am forgetting.
Let's see, in other news we invited two new members Troi and Kaelem. Glad to have them both. I forgot to take picture so fuck me in the goatass. Crazz finished his epic recently. Here's a pic of that fool barb:
Speaking of fool barbs, I just had to throw this in:
Go get 'em Cowboy -- hahahahahahaha
That's all for today. I am engrossed in the Ten Commandments at the moment. Filmmaking at it's finest. I keep waiting for Moses to scream, "SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!" Ok and now to the stalkers, tons of freaks today. We were waiting to raid Friday night and the damned servers came down, most likely for an update of HGS. Anyway, because of that there are a ton of these sickos.
Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards
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