. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, April 20, 2001 --  tigole

One-Eyed Dorf Dies

One-Eyed Dorf

(to be sung along with Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl to be truly appreciated)

Hey where did he go?
Days when the Dain came
Down in the ol’ well
Playin’ a new game
Poofing and a warping, hey, hey
Running and a hiding
In the Icewell fog with
Our groups a-waiting and you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf.

Whatever happened
To patch day and no slow
Going down the old well
Waitin to call out "Go!"
Standing in the hallway waiting
He’s hiding behind that ice well
Warping and a running
All along the water fall, with you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf

Do you remember when he used to poof
Sha la la la la la la la la la te da
(just like that)

So hard to find that Dain
Especially all alone
I saw him go the other way
Lil fuck had not grown
He’s holding the hammer, lord
Sometimes I’m overcome thinking ‘bout
Putting my Ragebringer up your ass
And looting your rotten corpse, you
My one-eyed Dorf
You my one-eyed Dorf.

So, um, I was bored, ok?  Anyway, we killed midget mo faka yet again.  We killed him last night as well.  I could go into all the loot but it all kinda got scrambled in my head.  People got stuff.  There ya go.

We also killed this fool lizard for old time's sake.  Check out the textbook precision of the the kill:

Our little group of Sleeper's Key people has been having a blast lately, late night after our regular events are over.  Picked up this today:

Congrats to Uggly!

And for some reason I thought this picture might be of interest.  Blame Meggan, she made me take it:

Stalkers, Wanna-be's and Unoriginal Bastards

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