Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Friday, July 6, 2001 -- tigole
Not even the Frozen Moses proves himself a worthy opponent versus the Avatar of War
Was a really fun night. Things got started with a little Zlandicar ownage in Dragon Necropolis. Is it just me or did they increase the size of that cacksugger? Looked a whole lot biggen than usual.
Size doesn't matter -- he's still a poosae to the max.
We dropped the Vindicator in record time. The Vind was about as tough as fighting a warm stick of butter:
Vind dropped a Black Enamel Breastplate for our level 40 warrior, Mudcrush.
Soon it was time to pull Mr. Statue. He's always a good time. If you're bored and looking for something to smack around (other than your under-used pecker) I highly recommend beating the big tin can in Kael:
He dropped a Swiftblade for Troi and Hammer for Metopious plus this handy little range item we've never seen drop on The Nameless:
Grats Daelo -- Don't throw it too far
So we decided to see how big of a dent we could put into the Avatar of War. Man, I think he GAINED hitpoints fighting us. But that was our first time ever pulling the bastard. We have a pretty good idea how to handle him now. It's always fun seeing what does and does not land on a mob like that. Anyway, our experience with the AoW involved more rape than a Jodie Foster movie:
Too bad we were the ones who got bent over. Oh well, if nothing up we're fired up for our next attempt. I guarantee you we will do some serious damage to this mo faka in the weeks to come.
Oh, and I honestly have no clue how he ended up at the bank.
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