We Now Return To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sunday, September 23, 2001 --  tigole

Daelomin The Illusionist

Many congrats to Daelomin on winning The Nameless Best of the Best contest for Enchanters last week.  I had a big update all ready, patting my homeslice on the back for doing so well, but it's all out of date now because the goddamn website choked for a few days.  Anyway, Daelomin's an amazing chanter and all around great guy so we were very proud to have him take the title.

So as for all you bitches who logged on all week and bugged me about the site, you can clearly see that things are up and running.  Unfortunately I have no clue why the site took a dump.  My web knowledge is only strong enough to update this site and download pornography.  I know I impress many of you as a l33t web hax0r but there you have it, the truth is out.  If you're looking for someone to blame for the site going down, blame. . .um. . .Crazz.  Why the fuck not.

In other news, congrats to Cyni for finally getting her Guise of the Coercer.  Stanos was a stingy prick for her but finally put out last week.

As for the guild, well, we've been kicking ass.  Friday night we killed Tormax, Lady Nev, Jorl, Zlex, Cek, Sev, Lady M, the Feesh and Aaryonar.  Today we waxed Eashen, Feshlak, Kriezenn and Dagarn.  Needless to say, the loots have been plenty.

Now I have a VERY SPECIAL update for you.  I have recieved EXCLUSIVE information from Verant Interactive regarding a new RACIAL ABILITY that will be available with Shadows of Luclin.  That's right, ladies, gentleman and manginas, Gnomes are going to recieve the racial ability, FEIGN DEATH, in SoL.

To see GNOME feign death, click here.

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