Anything Goes When It Comes to Ho's Cause Pimping Ain't Easy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Monday, October 29, 2001 -- tigole
Listen up all you pimps and hookers, shame be damned, I'm asking you to go fetch your wallets, it's time to pay the piper. I know how many of you read this site. Trust me, when the site takes a dive for a day and I gotta spend all night explaining to stalker-freakazoids what's up. Well, I'm sure I'm not the first person to tell you that nothing in this life is free. Wouldn't you know it -- our goddamn EZboard CSC expired. So now we're plagued with these god forsaken pop-up ads. We need to fill the good ol' Community Chest to make them go away. It shouldn't be that hard with the sheer volume this site gets. And from reading your posts, I know you're all millionaire rock stars and billionaire porn stars so chipping in a few bucks shouldn't set your cocaine habits back too far.
But wait! There's more (I can't beg for money and not use that line, right?).
For anyone who contributes $5 or more I'll give you the title of your choice as soon as I see your name under the "view contributors" page on the Community Chest (so long as it's not taken or. . .um. . .offensive. . or, um, something). Does it get much better than that? You can be ROCKSTAR or STALLION NUTS or whatever title floats your boat. Hurry! Quick! Click on the link and get out your credit card!
Oh, and as a little "incentive" *cough cough*. . .don't expect to see the site updated until that chest is full!
Tig and the Evil Empire